I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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