I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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