he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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