oh god the rape fog is back!
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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