halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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