VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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