I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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