I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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