don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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