you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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