Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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