Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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