the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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