so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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