At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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