just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
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