talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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