I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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