Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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