Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Randomize
