You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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