I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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