I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
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I need moral support for this bender
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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