i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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