my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
This is my gift to your gina
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
