Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I want to be your penis for a week.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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