Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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