i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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