is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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