Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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