I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
