she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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