Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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