when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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