Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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