He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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