random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
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you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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