forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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