Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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