Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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