...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Randomize
