Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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