Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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