plz talk dirty to me
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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