I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I'm both gender and math confused
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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