I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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