Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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