I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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