PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize
