walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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