Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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