Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I touched a dick in church today
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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