it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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