YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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