I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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