Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
True college students do jello shots in the library
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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