living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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