My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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