when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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