He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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