Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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