so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
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So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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